The Smiths - The Headmaster Ritual: Ukulele Chords
Learn to play "The Headmaster Ritual" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Learn The Headmaster Ritual ukulele chords and lyrics
This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Headmaster Ritual" smoothly on your ukulele.
A B E C#m Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools Amaj7 B Dsus2 E Spineless swine, cemented minds B Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth A E C#m Same old suit since 1962 B He does the military two-step G# Down the nape of my neck Chorus: C#m B I wanna go home G# Amaj7 I don't want to stay F# Emaj7 Amaj7 G# A Give up education as a bad mistake C#m B Mid-week on the playing fields G# Amaj7 Sir thwacks you on the knees F# Knees you in the groin Emaj7 Elbow in the face Amaj7 G# Bruises bigger than dinner plates Chorus: Amaj7 I wanna go home G# I don't want to stay Belligerent ghouls Run Manchester schools Spineless bastards all Sir leads the troops Jealous of youth Same old jokes since 1902 He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck Chorus: I want to go home I don't want to stay Give up life As a bad mistake Please excuse me from gym I've got this terrible cold coming on He grabs and devours He kicks me in the showers Kicks me in the showers And he grabs and devours Chorus: I want to go home I don't want to stay | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsA  Am  Amaj7  C#m  E  Em  Emaj7  F#  G#  B  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Headmaster Ritual" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Headmaster Ritual" by The Smiths.