Weezer - Hash Pipe: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Hash Pipe" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Hash Pipe ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Hash Pipe" smoothly on your ukulele.

Am
I can't help my feelings,
I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me cause
they'd like my behind
I can't love my business
if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where
tricks are for kids

Dm                    Am
Oh, come on and kick me
Dm                    F
Oh, come on and kick me
                       E
(Oh) Come on and kick me
                          Dm
(Oh) You’ve got your problems
                      C
(Oh) I’ve got my ass wipe
                    B
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe

I can't help my boogies,
they get out of control
I know that you don't care
but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor
is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother
with the taste of a teat

Chorus:
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
(Whoa) Come on and kick me
(Woah) You've got your problems
(Oh) I've got my asswipe
(Oh) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
(Oh) Come on and kick me
(Oh) You've got your problems
(Oh) I've got my asswipe
(Oh) You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

Am

Ukulele chord Am

C

Ukulele chord C

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

E

Ukulele chord E

F

Ukulele chord F

B

Ukulele chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Hash Pipe" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Hash Pipe" by Weezer.

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