Weezer - Where's My Sex?: Ukulele Chords
Learn to play "Where's My Sex?" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Learn Where's My Sex? ukulele chords and lyrics
This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Where's My Sex?" smoothly on your ukulele.
Am G F E G Am G F E G Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands Sex-making is a family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze Until they figured it out And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!' F But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball Dm Walking round with no sex at all Chorus: Am G F E G (I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here Am G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there Am G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to Am G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late C G Dm Am I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G Dm And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend Meg likes to hide it She says that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug Or stuck in a shoe closet Or tumbling around in the washing machine She's always trying to get me clean She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling It's going to be another hour or more Until I am ready to walk out the door, I said Chorus I can't go out without my sex It's cold outside if my toes get wet And people will think that I'm an alien Just cruising in to make a friend A# D# A# D# People can you hear me talking A# D# A# D# I know you all are happy, rocking A# D# A# D# Could you lend me a dime, pretty please? A# D# A# D# Brother, sister, got time? I've got no A# D# A# D# Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer A# D# A# D# Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor Chorus: Where's my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench, but it isn't there I've got no idea where it disappeared to I'm running late, I can't be late I can't go out without my sex It's cold outside if my toes get wet And people will think that I'm an alien Just cruising in to make a friend | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Ukulele Chord DiagramsAm  A#  C  Dm  D#  E  F  G  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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