Robbie Williams - Handsome Man: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Handsome Man" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Handsome Man ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Handsome Man" smoothly on your ukulele.

D
Hello, did you miss me?
            E            G A D
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
Pick the sweetcorn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

Bm                        D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Bm                          D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
                      A
Come take a piece of me

Chorus:
D        G    Em            A
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
                           C
Now let me go and wash my hands
                 A                             D
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
     G       A             D  G A
The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me
You can't argue with popularity
Well you could
But you'd be wrong

Chorus:
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands

A#                                        C
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
                     D
Though it's not for me
A#      A              G
Flip a grin, shake a thing,
         F#m           Em
name a shame then I'm out of here
A#
It's not very complicated
A
I'm just young and overrated

Chorus:
Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands
Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A

Ukulele chord A

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C

Ukulele chord C

D

Ukulele chord D

E

Ukulele chord E

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F#m

Ukulele chord F#m

G

Ukulele chord G

Bm

Ukulele chord Bm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Handsome Man" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Handsome Man" by Robbie Williams.

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