Robbie Williams - The Heavy Entertainment Show: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn The Heavy Entertainment Show ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "The Heavy Entertainment Show" smoothly on your ukulele.

     Cm       D#         A#        Cm
Good evening chidren of cultural abandon
     Cm             D#            A#    G
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
    Cm      D#             A#           Cm
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
      Cm         D#      G                Cm
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can

Chorus:
Cm                         Cm  
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
     Cm                Cm 
The charisma's non-negotiable
Cm                         Cm  
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
      Cm                 Cm 
I'm about to strip and you're my pole
D#
We are so glorious
A#                                            C
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us
          G#
Before I drop dead and die

Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment
Good evening to the others that don’t know hit
Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme
Got a house in LA, I’m still paying for it

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
It’s just the tip but no one will know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)
You are magnificent
Maybe come on stage and be a part of it
I said maybe, baby, baby oh

G#    C#        D#          F#
Come leave the life you're living
G#    C#     D#           F
Show me the light you're giving
A#           D#                     G#     F
I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-oh

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where the more you see, the less you know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
I am notorious
For making all the crowd sing the chorious
I just made up that word

Come love the life I’m living
Bathe in the light I’m giving
“He’ll give it all and a little bit more”

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
I’m a volcano that’s about to blow
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
This is how I’d like to say “Hello”




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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

A#

Ukulele chord A#

C

Ukulele chord C

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

C#

Ukulele chord C#

D#

Ukulele chord D#

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F

Ukulele chord F

F#

Ukulele chord F#

G

Ukulele chord G

G#

Ukulele chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "The Heavy Entertainment Show" by Robbie Williams.

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