Robbie Williams - Never Touch That Switch: Ukulele Chords

Learn to play "Never Touch That Switch" on your ukulele with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to play this song on the ukulele, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Never Touch That Switch ukulele chords and lyrics

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the ukulele chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Never Touch That Switch" smoothly on your ukulele.

D                     C
Size of which is paradoxic
the only way you're gonna stop this
In the vessel there's a switch in the middle
You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the pressure's blowing up tight

Dm                      Em
There's a skism in the time mechanism
F                       G
There's a skism in the time mechanism

Chorus:
D C                D
Never touch that switch
Cm           D
Even if you want to
C                   D
You don't know what it can do
Never touch that switch,
even if you want to
You don't know what it can do

See the futures in the distance
I know I'm facing some resistance
Getting back within the blink of a bubble
Time machine never gives us any trouble
There's a riot down in Shelton
Only minutes after Brixton but

this city never made it on the telly
Or the rumble of the nations underbelly

Chorus

Know you're heading for a meltdown
And you're living in a tin town
Thinking that you're gonna be somebody
Living in the land of milk and honey
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the futures blowing up tight

There's a skism in the time mechanism
There's a skism in the time mechanism

Chorus - x2

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Ukulele Chord Diagrams

C

Ukulele chord C

Cm

Ukulele chord Cm

D

Ukulele chord D

Dm

Ukulele chord Dm

Em

Ukulele chord Em

F

Ukulele chord F

G

Ukulele chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each ukulele chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Never Touch That Switch" on the guitar, check out the chords on our sister site: Guitar Chords for "Never Touch That Switch" by Robbie Williams.

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